The Rest of the Story

Yes it has been a while yet again. I thought it was about time that I took the opportunity to get a few things clear. As much as I love my mommy I have noticed that she has been posting some very biased pictures on her blog...ones that tend to "show my more feminine side". While I am a man of great confidence and security...I think everyone needs to see the rest of the story.

Clarification #1

Although it may appear that I putting on makeup like a girl...I really am putting on my makeup like my favorite rock band does before each show

Say what you will about the masks...but Slipknot rocks...Dad assures me they don't worship the devil and listening to them will not warp any part of me. To prove it even more I was practicing my musical skills with the only instrument I have...while wearing my SLIPKNOT makeup.

Clarification #2

High heels...yes it is true and I really don't have a good justification for this other than it will come in handy for my new Pampers ad campaign I am working on.


I figured what better way to market diapers than run around in public at the Zoo in nothing but my diaper....I AM to sexy for my clothes. The girl in the background is in fact cheering with excitment not pointing and screaming in shock.

So I hope you all feel better now that you have the entire story...and if you don't and you still have some concerns...I will hunt you down and I am packing some heat!!!!!