** Mute the music...

Since it has been awhile I thought I would publish my audition tape for dancing with the stars. I am hoping to get spot on the next season.



As you may have noticed my moves are somewhat similar to that of a cheerleader. Well as most of you can imagine mom is constantly doing new dances for me while we are at home during the day. So yes I have picked up on it. Because I love my mom so much I copy her...I am fully aware that cheerleading is for girls and not boys so please refrain from commenting along the lines of anything related to me being on the cheer squad.

Oh P.S. - Mom said to not judge her on the mess in the background. I don't know what she is talking about...I think it looks great. Do you like my bed that I decided to put in the kitchen? Man, I really DO do whatever I want!

Working for a Living

So I noticed from Mom's blog that a lot of people have been asking how come The Dragon Master has not posted for awhile, dad told me that "quality over quantity" is the best response! Anyway I have been really busy lately after we got back from Oregon so I have not had a lot of free time to post. Because of dad's new position at work he is able to work from home once in a while and hang out with me. I usually leave him alone for the most part...but we have had some discussions about my own career path recently. He told me that I can be whatever I want to be when I grow up as long as I am out of the house when I am 18 and can pay my own bills. I thought the best way to figure out what I want to be was to try out some different options.

Dad said that most of the time you have to start at the bottom and work your way up...I am pretty sure this is as close to the bottom as it gets

Although it appears as though I was having fun...this is actually the excitment of getting it to FINALLY flush...not enjoyment...I will pass on being a Bathroom Attendant.

I decided to then try out something a little less manual and more professional, so I decided to read through the user guide of Mom's new laptop.

A couple pages into this and I realized this was not the path for me. Not to mention the dudes that wrote this stuff are probably nerds and would not be very much fun to hang out with on the weekend. Next please!

So I have tried the manual labor, tried the computer nerd, now I thought I would go the Executive route. This is what I see dad doing all the time and he is super cool so I thought this had to be the one. It is a good thing that Mom had her cheer magazines on the desk otherwise I would have been COMPLETELY bored. Desk Jockey not for me.

P.S

This post may seem like it does not have a good closing...that is because my final activity for the day consisted of showing off my new slip and slide skills in the bath tub. Dad took a video of me doing this but obviously I was naked and Mom thought that it was not the best idea for me to post my naked body on the net so we had to take it off. I was a little upset about this so I did not make any other edits to make it close better. Dad told me that it is usually best to just listen to her and not argue because it makes life a lot easier in the long run. Sorry but you can thank all the folks on "to catch a predator" for that. Catch ya later.

Return of The Dragon Master!!!

First thing first, I apologize for the lack of updates on the blog...as most of you know I had a little accident so up until a few weeks ago I was not even able to type because of a pin holding my pinky together. Now that it is gone I can finally let everyone know what I have been up to for the past 2 months.

So yeah I got ran over by a car...not sure what happened there...I assumed I could lift it in the air like Mr. Incredible does but then it started moving so I lost my grip. Guess next time I should do my workouts with a VW instead of Dodge Durango.

I am pretty much back to normal these days. I climbed into my hair chair again for old times sake...but it is not as much fun as I remember it being. But what is fun is Xbox 360...especially with HD and Dolby 5.1.

I mostly play Call of Duty 4 online so I can whip up on people all over the world and talk serious trash to everyone. My tag name used to be DragnMstr55...but dad changed it because people thought it meant I liked Dungeons and Dragons...if only they knew what the Dragon Master really meant. I have found that the best way to hone my skills on the 360 is by simulating actual gun battles. Mom doesn't like guns so the closest thing we have is the pressure washer...it will have to do for now.

Since I have started feeling better mom has put me to work again. She says that I "have to earn my keep" not sure what that means.

Every once in awhile I need to refresh myself from the strains of gaming and housework. I am hoping for another endorsement deal out of this one.

Dad doesn't know why I like the lemonade from Starbucks so much he says it is the same as the cheap stuff you can get at the grocery store, I am taking mom's side on this one that Starbucks is much better...after all it has to be for $2.

Thats what I have been up to lately. Thanks for everyone that thought about me when I was in the hospital and recovering from my weight lifting accident. Catch ya later.

Battle Wound

Today I was injured during "Operation Backyard". I wanted to show everyone my battle wound because I am quite proud of it. I was running and tripped and hit my forehead on the side of the patio. Sounds pretty bad but I only cried for a minute especially after dad told me that "chics dig guys with scars alot more than ones that are cheerleaders" and not to worry. And since I have heard that he is right 99.99% of the time...I believe him. I calmed down after about 2 minutes and then went back to the frontline.

Is Dinner Ready???

Today I had Daddy record my newest trick. It is easier for me to show Mommy and Daddy when I am hungry this way.

BEST DAY EVER!!!!

Today I was able to go to the drag races with daddy and Grandpa. We had a great time and I was able to meet some new friends and take pictures with them. I think they said they were cheerleaders like mommy once, but now they work for some Rockstar. Every time the cars would go by it jiggled my tummy so much that I laughed and laughed. It was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My REAL favorite thing!

My Mommy likes to show pictures of me being a cheerleader, and telling people how I like Cinderella and that I like to take baths. What she doesn't know is I only do that to make her feel good. REALLY what my favorite thing to do is work with Dad in the yard. Because he lets me do whatever I want...including eating mud balls. Just to prove it I have published my first blog entry.